I went to the International Flower Show at the Philadelphia Convention Center today. I’m not one for plants and flowers and gardening and crap like that. This dates back to a very traumatic incident, circa Summer 2005, involving me, my newfound hobby, and an encounter with a worm. Life Lesson #47: bugs, worms, and other creepy crawlies live in gardens! Anyway, my boyfriend wanted to go, so I tagged along. Dozens of exasperated husbands lined the chairs in the hallway. Oh, how I longed to join them. …I did get this neat cactus farm for $20 though!

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