I stopped into Target today to buy some new socks because my dryer has mysteriously eaten 11.5 pairs of my socks. I like these Merona crew socks because they are thin and they don’t slip down when I’m wearing my Frye Engineers. They’re always sold out at my local Target. Not today! I also found these Mossimo teal skinny jeans for only $22.99 and they fit me like a glove. I’m a sucker for cheap skinny jeans because it’s so hard for me to find ones that fit my wide hips, non-existent ass, and chicken legs! And gone are the days where I would willingly spend over $150 on a single pair of jeans. (What was I thinking?!) I would have bought the magenta and white ones, too, but they only had tiny sizes left. And also gone are the days where I could fit into jeans the equivalent of a size 00.